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Hey, is this pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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1. I was going to go to the Psyhic Prediction Convention this weekend but.....

It was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

2. Why doesn’t Superman like going into any ancient tombs when it’s dark?

He doesn’t want the crypt tonight.

3. Wrong number

Woman calls a record shop and gets a wrong number. Woman: Do you have "Two lips and six kisses?" Man: No, but I do have two balls and six inches. Woman: Is that a record? Man: No ma'am, that's average.

4. Did you hear about the guy who jumped into the water during a show at Sea World?

He said he did it on porpoise

5. A man walks in to a butchers shop...

Man: "Do you have sheeps testicles?" Butcher: "No, it's just the way these trousers hang."

6. I just came i in a roman numeral competition.

Won a holiday for ii.

7. Dad, can I have another onion?

No that’s shallot.

8. What do you call a stoic who loves fencing?

An epee-curian

9. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman.

10. My wife is at the Smithsonian National Zoological Park today and she sent me a picture to show the massive crowd of people there. I said, “Oof…”

“That place is a zoo.”

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